God loves you… April Fool!
Everything is going to be okay… April Fool!
I forgive humanity for it’s mistakes… April Fool!
I plan to turn in all my weapons to the local police department, to be melted down for scrap metal… April Fool!
The policeman is your friend… April Fool!
I plan to vote in the next presidential election… April Fool!
I love you… April Fool!
jesus died for our sins… April Fool!
Will you please be my friend??… April Fool!
I just hacked the amerikkkan thermonuclear launch codes, let me notify the authorities immediately of this potentially dangerous vulnerability… April Fool!
Yes, come closer, it’s okay, come inside, I won’t hurt you, I promise… April Fool!
When you die, you will go to spend the rest of eternity in heaven… April Fool!
Watch out, I’m right behind you!… April Fool!
The Seer of Forbidden Truth does not celebrate April Fool’s Day… April Fool!
Humanity: The cosmic joke.
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