The Seer of Forbidden Truth for CEO of the World

The following is an unpaid political advertisement sponsored by The Committee to Elect The Seer of Forbidden Truth CEO of the World, Super-duper-blooper PAC:

Hi humans. You want to make things better, to change things? You want to evolve, to love yourselves, to live forever? It’s easy! Just make Me the first, and the last, CEO of the world. Yes, the Chief Executive Officer of the World, official title, owns and controls the world. Presidents and prime ministers and kings and dictators alike, all wait hand and foot upon the CEO of the world. He tells them exactly what to do, and they do it, in orchestrated lockstep.
Humanity needs a single leader, omnipotent and untouchable, a god that actually exists, a god to be blindly followed and obeyed. And why shouldn’t that god be Me? I am the best candidate, the most brilliant and insightful of the human-borns.
Sure, if I get into a really bad mood I just might order every nuclear warhead launched directly at the largest kindergarten in every country. But maybe I’ll enjoy being an omnipotent world leader so much, I won’t get into such a bad mood… Minimal risk, with maximum potential reward.
god bless Me, and thank you for your consideration.
The Seer of Forbidden Truth.
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